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"We'll discuss it when we get home," she said. So he took the scenic route.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The Fast Lane.

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

Sunset Attraction

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

The segway RV.

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Scenic route?'

Hitching a lift

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

Cars driving down barcode road.

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

This is the shortcut!

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

"I told you if you fed the sea gulls they'd never leave us alone."

'If you can't sit quietly, you give me no option. I'm going to have to put on the George Formby tape.'

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

Unable to afford repairs the Department of Transportation simply relabeled poorly maintained roads as Historic Routes.

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

Catskills

'You had a long nap.'

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."