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'So Margaret, how would you like to go into town, via the Golden Gate Bridge or the Grand Canyon?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

"My guess it's guacamole."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Sunset Attraction

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

The segway RV.

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

robot in car

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

'Scenic route?'

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

Cars driving down barcode road.

Hitching a lift

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

This is the shortcut!

SOUTH OR BUST

"Are we there yet?"

'If you can't sit quietly, you give me no option. I'm going to have to put on the George Formby tape.'

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

"I told you if you fed the sea gulls they'd never leave us alone."