Scenic Route Lovers Pillows

'So Margaret, how would you like to go into town, via the Golden Gate Bridge or the Grand Canyon?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

"My guess it's guacamole."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Sunset Attraction

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

The segway RV.

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

robot in car

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

'Scenic route?'

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

Hitching a lift

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Cars driving down barcode road.

This is the shortcut!

SOUTH OR BUST

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

'If you can't sit quietly, you give me no option. I'm going to have to put on the George Formby tape.'

"Are we there yet?"

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

"I told you if you fed the sea gulls they'd never leave us alone."