Scenic Route Seeker Pillows

Sign reads, 'Caution Bland Drive'.

'You had a long nap.'

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Echo Tourism'

The Lost World: You are Here

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Run from the hills!

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

Sunset Attraction

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Scenic route?'

'Wow! What graphics!'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'And whenever we do go somewhere, he blocks the view.'

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

Not So Grand Canyon Next Exit

'This would be really beautiful if it were prettier.'

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

"Oh, c'mon, it's 500 miles closer!"

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."