Scenic Route Seeker Prints

Sign reads, 'Caution Bland Drive'.

'You had a long nap.'

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Echo Tourism'

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The Lost World: You are Here

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Run from the hills!

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

Sunset Attraction

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Scenic route?'

'Wow! What graphics!'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

'And whenever we do go somewhere, he blocks the view.'

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

Not So Grand Canyon Next Exit

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

"Oh, c'mon, it's 500 miles closer!"