Scenic Route Explorers Prints

"Could we go back to the police station the pretty way?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Sunset Attraction

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Scenic route?'

Drive safely.

Second Chance Exit.

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Tourists and GPS

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

The End.

Warm Hearts Adoption Agency: Humans and Highways.

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

'You had a long nap.'

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Stuck in the stile.

Welcome to unspoilt countryside signs.

Directory: You are here

Road Closed: Next Left: Nowhere in particular.

"I like it. It's got that new world smell."

"But dear, the GPS says we're doing fine."