Scenic Route Enthusiast T-Shirts

Stuck in the stile.

'You and your scenic routes!'

"You're naive. Can't you see that's been digitally altered?"

"You and your scenic routes!"

Well travelled cyclist

The Vineyard

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

The Fast Lane.

Kardiff.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Filling up.

Distance to horizon varies.

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Scenes from a Vacation

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.