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"Of course, there'll be no fracking in areas of outstanding natural beauty - like Chipping Norton."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

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"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Well, now we've seen it."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

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'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

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'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

'We wanted to see the world while it's still in focus.'

'And to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see The London Eye'

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

Stuck in the stile.

"Did I mention the view?"

'Ok - Who's farted?'

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'So Margaret, how would you like to go into town, via the Golden Gate Bridge or the Grand Canyon?'

"You and your scenic routes!"

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

'It's a shame it's such a clear day. When it's cloudy you can't see a thing from up here.'

"Say it’s beautiful!"

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'House for sale, lifestyle inlcuded.'