Serene Spot Enthusiast T-Shirts

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Ah-Choo!

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

Heaven's Way

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"Honey, I'm standing on a rock overlooking the most peaceful view, and I'll remain here until I'm rescued..."

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

Beauty Spot for Middle Aged Men

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

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"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

"Except for that wildfire destroying Pasadena, isn’t California beautiful?"

Echo Point

Model village

'Don't try, luv, you'll never get the last word in here!'

Men Fishing

"Of course, there'll be no fracking in areas of outstanding natural beauty - like Chipping Norton."

Fisher

"Thank god for that. I thought I was going deaf."