Serene Mountain Adventurer T-Shirts

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A vampire in a canoe.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"It is my place!"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Snowboarding downhill.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"All the celebrities come here."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skier flying past mountains

'Have you been working out?'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Windchimes

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Stories about crumbs

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'