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'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"It is my place!"

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Stories about crumbs

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Windchimes

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Fishing

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Glad we moved out of the City

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.

There once was a person who planted a seed

Offshore Drilling

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

Zen and the Art of Skiing

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

"At first I thought he was just really good at meditating... but then came the flies."

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

"I adore the beauty and tranquillity of these raw-sewage days."