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A vampire in a canoe.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It is my place!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Napoleon marches off alone

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Sticking out tongue

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Windchimes

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stories about crumbs

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I told you to sip it!'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Alcoholidays.

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'