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A vampire in a canoe.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"It is my place!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

Sticking out tongue

Napoleon marches off alone

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Windchimes

Stories about crumbs

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'I told you to sip it!'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"I spy with my mind's eye..."

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

Alcoholidays.

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."