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'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'If we don't make a sound, my mom can hear it.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

A vampire in a canoe.

Get crazy once in a while

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Ding" "Dong"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

A man with a rake on a desert island

Napoleon marches off alone

Desert Planet

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Desert Island Raking

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Sure, making the brew is fun, but canning enough to last until next Halloween is a pain.

You are here...

Introvert Career Faire.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"