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'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A vampire in a canoe.

'Echo Tourism'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"An everything Martini, please."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"It is my place!"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Serenading

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"I've seen this one."