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Heaven's Way

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Theatre Crowd

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

I'm Spartacus.

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"Any luck"

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

'You missed a spot, Honey...'

"I told you your mother wouldn’t approve!"

'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'

"Get lost, you bum!"

"Honey, I'm standing on a rock overlooking the most peaceful view, and I'll remain here until I'm rescued..."

'It's time to go. And by the way, you're gonna need this.'

"I hope they don't sit here they always try to set me off."

"I said, my testicles are cold." "That's because they're in the dog's water bowl again."

'She's been watching Sesame Street since she was a baby, and now she's overqualified for kindergarten!'

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

'Thanks for the serenade. But do you need your friend to accompany you on air guitar?'

"We only serve large menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones"

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

Water Gardening: Some people get pleasure from working out ambitious schemes.

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

Soft-core adult entertainment

"Actually, it's a carrot in my pocket and I'm happy to see you."

"Scalpel... oh, no, I'm sorry— the other scalpel, with Elmo on the handle."