Serene Scene Fan T-Shirts

Heaven's Way

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Theatre Crowd

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

I'm Spartacus.

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

"Any luck"

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

"I told you your mother wouldn’t approve!"

'You missed a spot, Honey...'

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'

'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'

"Honey, I'm standing on a rock overlooking the most peaceful view, and I'll remain here until I'm rescued..."

"Get lost, you bum!"

'It's time to go. And by the way, you're gonna need this.'

'Thanks for the serenade. But do you need your friend to accompany you on air guitar?'

Water Gardening: Some people get pleasure from working out ambitious schemes.

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

"I said, my testicles are cold." "That's because they're in the dog's water bowl again."

"I hope they don't sit here they always try to set me off."

'She's been watching Sesame Street since she was a baby, and now she's overqualified for kindergarten!'

"We only serve large menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones"

Soft-core adult entertainment

'If I had my life to live over, I'd pay more attention to Sesame Street.'

"Actually, it's a carrot in my pocket and I'm happy to see you."