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"Honey, I'm standing on a rock overlooking the most peaceful view, and I'll remain here until I'm rescued..."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Roads with a view.

'It's a snow mobile.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Ophiologist

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Rhino Art

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

Private View.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

Think positive.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Heaven's Way

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'For sale'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

The Old Lady Who lives In a Snowshoe

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.