Serene View Admirer Gifts

"Honey, I'm standing on a rock overlooking the most peaceful view, and I'll remain here until I'm rescued..."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Roads with a view.

'It's a snow mobile.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Ophiologist

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Rhino Art

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

Private View.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

'For sale'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Heaven's Way

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

'What a beautiful landscape!'

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.