Serene Scene Seeker Pillows

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Turn, turn and turn.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A vampire in a canoe.

'Echo Tourism'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"An everything Martini, please."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"It is my place!"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Serenading

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"I've seen this one."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."