Serene Seekers Pillows

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Turn, turn and turn.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A vampire in a canoe.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"It is my place!"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"I've seen this one."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Yogi back in 5.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'George,you've got to relax.'