Serenity Seeker Pillows

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

Acupuncture Clinic.

"Showoff"

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

"Picture yourself in a calm and serene oasis where you can't smell Bryce's feet."

Zen Litter Box

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'We interupt ocean sounds for an advertorial against offshore oil drilling...'

Yogi back in 5.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

It was a very, very interesting day.

'This just isn't working - the mountains constantly remind me of the peaks and valleys of a business chart!'

The art of fishing.

"Dang Buddhists! Who do they think they aren't?"

"I yearn for human isolation,"

A buddhist monk sits with an empty in/out box

Zen and the Art of Interest Rate Adjustment

"Don't just stand there, do nothing."

"Let's begin with a deep, slow, cleansing breath, through the nose, to a count of 1-2-3-4."

Working from Om

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Yoga birthday.

"I can't find any serenity in contemplation because I keep thinking of this one girl."

"Take. Your. Time!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"I need another week."