Serenity Searcher Pillows

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"It is my place!"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"I've seen this one."

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'