Serenity Seeker Gifts

Yoga - moooooooo.

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Acupuncture Clinic.

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Showoff"

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

Zen Litter Box

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

It was a very, very interesting day.

Yogi back in 5.

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'This just isn't working - the mountains constantly remind me of the peaks and valleys of a business chart!'

'We interupt ocean sounds for an advertorial against offshore oil drilling...'

"Picture yourself in a calm and serene oasis where you can't smell Bryce's feet."

The art of fishing.

"Dang Buddhists! Who do they think they aren't?"

"Don't just stand there, do nothing."

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

Yoga birthday.

Working from Om

"Let's begin with a deep, slow, cleansing breath, through the nose, to a count of 1-2-3-4."

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

Zen and the Art of Interest Rate Adjustment

"I yearn for human isolation,"

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

A buddhist monk sits with an empty in/out box

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charlie horse at the same time?"

Golf