Beach Serenity Seeker Gifts

"I adore the beauty and tranquillity of these raw-sewage days."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Beach con-man.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Well Earned Vacation"

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Sun Worship

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"I've seen this one."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'