Sea Serenity Seeker Gifts

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Turn, turn and turn.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"It is my place!"

Pirate eye test

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Dolphin

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"I've seen this one."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'