Sea Sensation Seeker Gifts

Tsunami surfing may not be good for beginners.

Beach Barbecue

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Doughnut Making

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Pirate eye test

Dolphin

Going to Sea.

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"I spy something blue."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

"If you swim upside-down like this you can sneak up on prey easier since they can't see your fin. . ."

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'