Online Sensation Seeker Gifts

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Doughnut Making

Starvation Watching

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"He did it!"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Reading room

Excess

"Get ready."

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

Alfred Hitchcock

"That shampoo was delicious!"

I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.