Viral Sensation Seeker Gifts

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Canine Scentipede

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Doughnut Making

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Excess

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Box of Tissues

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'What's that your wearing?'

"Can we do this on YouTube live, I need the money for my bail."

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'