Viral Sensation Seeker Gifts

'Dude, this is so going to go viral!'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Doughnut Making

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Excess

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"Can we do this on YouTube live, I need the money for my bail."

Box of Tissues

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

'What's that your wearing?'

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."