Sea Seeker Gifts

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'OK, see you in a few days.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"According to our GPS we're 2300 nautical miles from nearest knowledge economy."

'Sorry I'm late'

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Blind Fisherman

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Where is the perfect wave? Well, it's certainly not up here.'

"I cant' catch anything. I feel like such a fail-lure."

Dolphin

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

Another sad reminder of the fact that slow workers often have short careers.

'You've got the general idea, Mr. Drebkin, however . . .'

"Actually, I am underwater."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Surfer tally.

Surfer skateboards to the beach.

'Harp?...Lark?...'

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

"This commute is killing me."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"