Ship Seeker Gifts

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Beach con-man.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Emergency exit into Space

"Well Earned Vacation"

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Pirate eye test

Dolphin

Eva Mendez

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"I spy something blue."