Ship Seeker Prints

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Beach con-man.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Emergency exit into Space

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well Earned Vacation"

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Pirate eye test

Dolphin

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"I spy something blue."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"