Shipwreck Seeker Gifts

Fish holding map of famous wrecks

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Beach con-man.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Pirate eye test

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"We're luckier than most people..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island Bagpipes