Shipwreck Seeker Gifts

Fish holding map of famous wrecks

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Beach con-man.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Pirate eye test

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Deserted Island Logging

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"We're luckier than most people..."