Shipwreck Wonderer Gifts

Catching Coconuts.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Battery Lighthouse

'You are doing it wrong.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"The only thing missing is Joe Buck."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Deserted Island Logging

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Directions to the Bar.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

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