Shipwreck Admirer Gifts

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Subwoofer

A meeting on the pier

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

God save the Queen.

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

That Sinking Feeling

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

Zapped Spaceship.

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'They say it's unsinkable.'

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

'I'm not sure it's legal for us to take you home if you've lost your passport.'

It's an ill wind.

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

Atlantic - Ocean

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."