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Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Subwoofer

A meeting on the pier

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

God save the Queen.

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Deserted Island Logging

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Zapped Spaceship.

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

That Sinking Feeling

No, you're still saying arrr, not ahhh.

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'They say it's unsinkable.'

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'I'm not sure it's legal for us to take you home if you've lost your passport.'

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

Atlantic - Ocean

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."