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'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Subwoofer

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

The Lemmings of Montauk

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

A meeting on the pier

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."