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It's an ill wind.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Subwoofer

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

A meeting on the pier

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Mars Rover

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

Zapped Spaceship.

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

US Space Shuttle

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Under the Trees at the River Bank

Earth Sucks!

Whale watering

Chasing Propeller

"It's jazz, coming up the fiver from New Orleans."

Winston Churchill

Irony on the Titanic.