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Ships in the Forest- the New Madrid Canal

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Fishing Boat Derby

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Toenail clipping missile.

A meeting on the pier

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Sit."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

Zapped Spaceship.

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

SS Superhero

Tonight Houdini and Son.

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

"My wife got the sails in the divorce."

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

'Pinch runner, Bob! Hold him on the bag! They put this guy on for only one reason!'

It's an ill wind.

Model steam train pulls into a station