Dreamboat Admirer T-Shirts

'He was my dreamboat until he started the oil spills!'

Captain steering house through flood.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Fishing Boat Derby

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

God save the Queen.

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

No Shoes, No Service.

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Heavenly Ships

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'I try to help when I can.'

"Any luck"

'There are a lot of misconceptions about death.'

SS Superhero

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

Sea-side - The bathing hour

"My wife got the sails in the divorce."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

"That's my personal most wanted list."

'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!'

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

"Where did all the big things with food go?"

"You've been so busy with your boat that you let our flood insurance expire, Noah."

"It's jazz, coming up the fiver from New Orleans."

"Try to flatter my figure, dear."

The deck of a Clyde steamer