Dreamboat Enthusiast T-Shirts

"That's my personal most wanted list."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Business Duck

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

I hate these flying fish

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Ever get the feeling you're being watched?

'How about this one?'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Boat to the Horizon.

Heavenly Ships

'I try to help when I can.'

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'