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'Nope, we went right by the hot spot again.'

Tunnel of fleeting love.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

Thames Pizza

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'