Speed Boat Enthusiast T-Shirts

Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

The rocket powered skiier

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

A day at the transgenic races

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Business Duck

Dairy Devil

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Skier flying past mountains

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."