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Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Do you mind?"

The rocket powered skiier

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

A day at the transgenic races

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Dairy Devil

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Tunnel of fleeting love.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Skier flying past mountains

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."