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"You've got to move with the times!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Boat Launch'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

The static electric eel is very rare.

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Dentists on Holiday

A fish attaching hook onto the fisherman.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"Surf's Up."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

'And remember, when you reach the speed of sound the controls work in the reverse direction.'

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

Self-driving stroller

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'This baby is great on gas...'

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"