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"You've got to move with the times!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'Boat Launch'

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Dentists on Holiday

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

A fish attaching hook onto the fisherman.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'And remember, when you reach the speed of sound the controls work in the reverse direction.'

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"

'This baby is great on gas...'

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'