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'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Piracy on a boating lake

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Business Duck

Watching Sea Life.

Tunnel of fleeting love.

"They migrate here each summer."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

'Here's the junk mail.'

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

Becalmed yachts

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

Vikings at their Workstations.

Summon the beavers to the poop deck, pronto!"

Geez, this is gonna take forever! Turtle Funerals.

"I'm tempted to pull up the gangplank and go too, but I have my orders."

'I try to help when I can.'

'He was born to the sea.'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'