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'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Piracy on a boating lake

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Business Duck

Watching Sea Life.

"They migrate here each summer."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

'Here's the junk mail.'

Becalmed yachts

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'He was born to the sea.'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

Summon the beavers to the poop deck, pronto!"

Vikings at their Workstations.

"I'm tempted to pull up the gangplank and go too, but I have my orders."

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'I try to help when I can.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."