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"Any luck"

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Duck Hunt

Captain steering house through flood.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Who says I'm beached?'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Get me the coast.'

Underwater.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

desert isle shopping trolley...

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Fishing Holes

Heavenly Ships

Little Submarines

One good thing about an oil spill is that it gives you an instant tan without worrying about the harmful effects of exposure to the sun.

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"