Boat Day Dreamer Mugs

"Any luck"

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Duck Hunt

Captain steering house through flood.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Who says I'm beached?'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Get me the coast.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

desert isle shopping trolley...

Underwater.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Heavenly Ships

Little Submarines

One good thing about an oil spill is that it gives you an instant tan without worrying about the harmful effects of exposure to the sun.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Fishing Holes

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Cruise to nowhere