Boat Builder Dreamer T-Shirts

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Build a Raft

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Captain steering house through flood.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Whale Romance

Trainset

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Heavenly Ships

Ark Welding

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'