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'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Ever Given

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Whale Romance

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

My First Boat

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Heavenly Ships

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

"Any luck"

Cruise to nowhere

A painter drawing a ship