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'There are a lot of misconceptions about death.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Whale Romance

Ever Given

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

My First Boat

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Get me the coast.'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Underwater.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Heavenly Ships

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

"Just remember. . . one if by land, two if by sea. . .one if by land, two if by sea. . .Dang!"

Cruise to nowhere

"Don't even think about it."

"Any luck"

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

A painter drawing a ship

Child pretending to be the coastguard on a boat.