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"Yes, it's my Master's boat on the trailer parked in front of the house. In five years, he's gone sailing exactly twice..."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Cod Psychologists.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Dentists on Holiday

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Heavenly Ships

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Mermaid and old sailor

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"Any luck"

Cruise to nowhere

Parents shows the sea to their child.

Seafront Hotel.

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

Transatlantic.