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'He not only lied about the size of his yacht, he made me row.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Do you think there's life out there?"

My First Boat

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Get me the coast.'

Underwater.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Little Submarines

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Heavenly Ships

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Cruise to nowhere

"Any luck"

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

Set Sail

"Sometimes I'd rather be loved than feared."